coxswain Tee
n. characteristics of the coxswain: -stands around 5 ft 2 in -weighs no more than 110 lbs. -directs and steers the boat for crew -sits normally in the stearn but in certain 4 person crews in the bow -has a voice that can be heard for miles -is seen toting around water bottles, shoes, socks, and the ever popular cox box -has a mysterious tan line in the middle of his or her forehead from the strap attached to the microphone on the cox box -upon winning a race, the coxswain is thrown into the (often very dirty) water -he or she is in charge of directing practices, calling races, and making certain that the $30,000 boat does not hit any other objects such as a bridge, floating log, another boat, or a dock Common calls of the coxswain: -"LET IT RUN" (used to stop the boat) -"WEIGH 'NUFF" (used to stop the boat) -"PORT/STARBOARD PRESSURE" (to direct the boat) -"POWER TEN in TWO, ONE, TWO" (used in races to make the boat go faster, often at the dismay of the crew) and the ever popular: -"HOLY &*^#, CHECK IT DOWN, WERE ABOUT TO HIT THAT BRIDGE" (self explanatory)
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Customer Reviews
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
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