Cow Tee
a bunga. And a bunga is DEFINED as cow shit... not bullshit a.k.a. the lies... ...GET it right! The first time, that is... ...because you DO wrong instead of right.. ...go fuck yourself in hell. Signed ☆Satan P..S. GUARAN-FUCKIN'-TEED there is ASTRONOMICALLY more cow shit in the world than there is lies... ...just kidding! Everything else IS A LIE. From one extent or another. How do I know this? You'll never know! Not because I won't just tell you... Because I don't want to lose you or anyone else again... Just kidding! You can't lose "friends"...unless they are filed in a missintg person's report. And I would like to report myself as missing from everyone's lives... ...because everyone I know loves how refreshing I am... (at first!) ...then later they decide decide that I am worthless... ...then they stipped me of all of the same dignity I personally afford to all. And I answer the why. And I don't give a fuck what... ...because I cannot afford it... ...and i can't afford anymore politicized food... ...don't even get me started on the "water"... ...or the shelter, the clothing and love.... Defined ln th next sentence
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂