Couchbaugh Tee
adj. - the friend who moves back into town and shows up at your house regularly. at first he is more than welcome but then starts abusing guest privileges. he starts with a single seat on the couch once in a while but it then becomes the entire couch every night. he lives down the street but is at your place all the time, controlling the remote, ordering smelly food, and fouling up the entire house with farts and burps. you start making hints and jokes that maybe this isn't cool. but then he forms an alliance with a roommate who he can walk all over and figures this will allow him to continue hoarding your place. he will lay claim to a couch with multiple silent-but-deadly farts. he will never clean a single thing. he will bitch if you watch sports on t.v. he will make your drug problem worse. he will fail to add a redeeming quality to your place, besides the occasional pizza he will pay for, but then uses said pizza as leverage to watch Girls Next Door over Game 7 of the NBA Finals. his deep love of this sub-existence is contagious when you see the sheer joy across his face. it is easy to join him and become sucked into his world. the spell can only be broken by one of the outside world who breifly enters and clowns on you for being such a waste. once broken, you look back on your wasted time and regret watching that 3rd episode of Smallville. the only known resource of ridding yourself of the Couchbaugh is a Schneider.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.