Corwyn Tee
A vocal technique used to glamour young women into removing their panties, especially effective when coupled with the carful application of alcohol. Often used by rock stars and soul singers, this technique was especially popular in the late 60's and 70's. Practitioners have included Al Green, Marvin Gay, Otis Retting, Ray Charles, Freddy Mercury, Steven Tyler and many more. The origins of this technique are elusive, and shrouded in legend and folk lore. The most common and widely accepted version of the story tells of the legendary Italian lover, Casanova. After a life time of seducing and destroying the reputations of many a beautiful young noble woman, Casanova was himself seduced by a powerful sorceress. When she refused him, Casanova couldn't bear the pain of rejection and died of a broken heart. As his dying breath released his soul into oblivion, Casanova shed a single tear. At that moment from somewhere far off the angelic sound of a Castrati singing Puchini was carried through the air. The Sorceress cast a spell that bound the song of the Castrati to the essence and potency of Casanova. The sorceress took the tear and baptized the sleeping infant, Povoratti with it. And rest as they say is history.
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Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂