Corposlave Tee
The corposlave is a lower echelon employee in a corporation, separated in two groups but united in a single trait : They stay in service of the corporation despite knowing that it is currently taking advantage of them The corposlave is usually content with having a stable job over individual freedom and self determination, they are scared of losing their jobs and being unemployed again, they won't go out of their way to work very hard but will diverge into two groups : The miserable corposlave, this one hates their job but is scared shitless of losing it, so they'll tell their fellow corposlaves that they're gonna go on strike someday, and hell they'll even tell that shitty boss that they'll resign...Yeah you know what, they'll even resign soon just you wait, just you wait... ! The second group are the delusional corposlaves : These will rat out the miserable corposlaves at the first chance given, in order to make themselves feel like they're different, or special. They think that they're on a grind, that because they're hitting the gym, listening to stoicism podcasts and posting on r/finance, they're actually on their path to greatness within the corporation. The corposlave knows that for now their position isn't enviable, so they're gonna lie to make it look cooler, aka "chief sanitary agent" when in reality they're just the only janitor they have. They genuinely believe that they have a shot at becoming an executive and they secretly dream of being corposcum
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Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating