Commieboo Tee
Latin name: Crassus communistus A species of humanoid that is a variation of the Wehraboo (Crassus fascisticus) but has an obsession with communism rather than the German army from WW2. Most individuals don't know any Russian words besides 'blyat' and 'cyka' but some have been noted to speak broken Russian. Most Commieboos also praise communism and related things and people (such as socialism, Joseph Stalin, the Chinese Communist Party and North Korea) like some sort of fantastic thing when, in fact, it isn't. Most commieboos are typically between the ages of 10-17, but some cases could raise that bar up to 23 or more. They usually resemble large balloons or sacks because a large portion of them don't move outside of their mom's basement. A significant portion also seem to use the site Reddit, frequenting pro-communist subreddits and either actively denying or supporting the denial of Uyghur genocide in China, or praising Stalin like the silly geese they are.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating