Columbus, Nebraska Tee
The worst place in the United States. A man was stabbed in the chest and face in a motel parking lot. A lot of mafia and gang related crimes and not safe for children after dark with all of the sexual predators. A place where a friday night is watching football and or getting high off of the weed that grows in everybody's backyards. Middle schoolers are drug dealers and most of the women have beards and bad body odor. The most popular singer here is Keith Urban. There is practically a cornfield everywhere. Cows everywhere. Most people have a ranch in their backyard and the horses eat the weed. There are more mexicans here than in Mexico and I don't even know how many that is it must be a lot cause everything is translated into spanish under the english version at Runza. Did I mention everybody smokes weed and cooks meth in their living room? The people here are hardcore religious spawn of an unreal God. I mean, come the fuck on. Everybody here /IS CATHOLIC/. Except for the few who aren't and if you aren't religious, then prepare for a shit storm cause these bible jockeys will shove the verses of that damned book up your asshole I'm not even kidding, man. you'll come out of there with a cornhuskers hat on and a foam finger saying #WE'RE NUMBER 1!!! but no, the football if fucking horrible and you need to sit the fuck down because this place sucks so much ass i'm not even exaggerating. GET OUT BEFORE ITS TOO LATE THIS IS HELL GO GO GO did i mention everybody does weed
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it