Columbus, Nebraska Mug
The worst place in the United States. A man was stabbed in the chest and face in a motel parking lot. A lot of mafia and gang related crimes and not safe for children after dark with all of the sexual predators. A place where a friday night is watching football and or getting high off of the weed that grows in everybody's backyards. Middle schoolers are drug dealers and most of the women have beards and bad body odor. The most popular singer here is Keith Urban. There is practically a cornfield everywhere. Cows everywhere. Most people have a ranch in their backyard and the horses eat the weed. There are more mexicans here than in Mexico and I don't even know how many that is it must be a lot cause everything is translated into spanish under the english version at Runza. Did I mention everybody smokes weed and cooks meth in their living room? The people here are hardcore religious spawn of an unreal God. I mean, come the fuck on. Everybody here /IS CATHOLIC/. Except for the few who aren't and if you aren't religious, then prepare for a shit storm cause these bible jockeys will shove the verses of that damned book up your asshole I'm not even kidding, man. you'll come out of there with a cornhuskers hat on and a foam finger saying #WE'RE NUMBER 1!!! but no, the football if fucking horrible and you need to sit the fuck down because this place sucks so much ass i'm not even exaggerating. GET OUT BEFORE ITS TOO LATE THIS IS HELL GO GO GO did i mention everybody does weed
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Great product
What a hoot. On my kitchen counter. Of course. Any publicity, right? Still liberal. Leeza
My friend loves his gift coffee mug!
urban dictionary is my personal lifeline to the divine, thank you for selling me a $35 coffee cup that I gave to friend, bought another and gave that another friend. Likely asking, rather in need of, a six or more discount code, for six or more gifts to friends! Xoxo
just been amazed by the name actualy my real name that is on the birth certificate is BILLIAM ...thanks for using my name on great good things i would just wish to come and visit and if possible work der thank you
My friend was going through a tough time and this mug really cheered her up! It was the perfect gift.
Mug is of excellent quality. So funny! My daughter will love it!
Got it as expected. I love how UrbanDictionary store kept in contact with me as the order progressed. Thanks for a great experience and I look forward to getting more mugs LIKE this.
Loved it!
My 4th cup purchase just love them
He loved the mug!
The cup is very nicely designed
Got as a gift for a friend and he loved it and thought it was really funny. Great quality and very strong feeling build.
Great mug. Super customer service!
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If you buy these mugs. You are a giga chad
They managed to squeeze the (edited down) definition onto the side of the mug in its entirety, so no complaints! Was worried it was going to cut off in the middle of a word or something.
The definition really makes it
Very prompt order fulfillment, and all the messaging was perfect!! Looks great! Thank you!
THIS MUG IS AMAZING!!