Cockman Tee
(Noun probably) -Often said alone with no other word before or after, signifying that man has reach maximum man capacity. -A power status of superior masculinity -Used to describe a man's ability to man harder than other men. (Explination 1) Present in Florida Man Folklore, Cockman is a being of supernatural intensity. It is described as a faceless being that preys on the tormented, reaps the morals of the strong, obscures reality upside down. Forcing life to have no meaning, as numerous celestial anomalies blink in and out of existence. The actuality of ones being is flipped on its end, and Cockman rains Supreme. (Explination 2) Thought in other tales he is just some homeless dude who tried to clap female hulks cheeks in doing so. He did. But the friction of the act, combined with She-Hulk's radiation transported him to our detention, as well as the added bonus of ultra male superiority. It is said that if you complete the cockman ritual, and successfully summon him from his interdimentional stasis, the summoners shall each receive an added 3 inches as well as a permanent 6 pack if you bring him some food.
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Customer Reviews
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡