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Cocaine Tee

Cocaine is a central nervous system stimulant, derived from the coca plant, most commonly found in South America. I've done Weed, Ecstasy, Shrooms and Oxycontin before and I'd rank coke somewhere in the middle as far as quality/price/addiction goes. It does not cause sleepiness or lazyness, like weed often does. It does'nt produce *quite* the same euphoric 'everything in the world is perfect right now' type sensation that ecstasy does, but it's still going to make you feel very very relaxed about the world around you. Coke gives more of a supreme, almost invincible feeling that is hard to describe. It gives you ALOT of energy, you'll feel some rushes throughout your body, you'll want to do things. You'll want to write that essay about some really shitty subject, because your mind is going to be sharp as fuck and your hands will be excited to be typing really fast. I've done coke 3 times, first 2 times were just a couple lines with friends. The third time I had a gram and a quarter, which I took over a couple hours. I plugged on my xbox, hopped onto halo 3 and raped the shit out of everyone I encountered on the net. My concentration and reflexes were off the charts, and I was keeping up with rank 45+ players with no problems. As far as the comedown goes, it's not very enjoyable like weed, or how ecstasy was alright my first (and only) time. The effects of coke last about 45 minutes or so for a good sized line, and good quality coke. As soon as you start coming down, I experienced an intense craving to snort some more, which lasted for an hour or so. After this duration I felt alright, but maybe a little bit bummed out...as if I just stubbed my toe as I dropped a brand new hamburger onto the ground. There isn't a physical element to the comedown, just a strong psychological desire to take some more. Would I recommend trying coke? Yes, and no. Buy a gram and make sure you use it all up that night, don't use a little 'every now and then' or else there's a chance that it may develop into a habit. If you have any kind of heart problems then don't do it either, because your going to have a shitload of energy and your heart rate is going to rise. As long as you have a strong sense (at least 7 out of 10) of self control, then experimenting with coke is a great idea in my opinion, it's a completely fantastic drug when you don't let it become a habit.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
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Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

GayagayMar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W.Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

WilliamMar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T.Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knowsMar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PPMar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

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hhfeqa v.Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J.Feb 27
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D.Feb 21
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The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..

Crystal D.Feb 19
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It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.

Kathleen J.Feb 14
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Love the short mine says bih on it

Neal N.Feb 11

this shit stays on during sex

asas a.Feb 8

Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨

Milan G.Jan 20

LOVR THIS SHIRT OML SO CUTEEEEE😍😍😍

Angelina C.Jan 16

mine had gay on it. Instant sex.

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I love my NIckIsBum T-Shirt, it is very comfortable.

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