Cobphilia Tee
Cobphilia The philia to end all philias. 60% more pleasurable than the finest spank, 80% more pleasurable than your finest want and 100% more pleasurable than eating something called a......salad. Cobphilia is the sexual attraction to cobloaves. It's origins dictate to the mid to late 20th century when the first iteration of cobloaves were created which in itself plays on the centuries old love of bread, cheese and eating calories like the goddamn crazy diamond you are . The philias comes from the arousal of cheese and freshly baked bread and food stuffs that form a holy trinity of sensation, overloading senses and sending people into what's known as 'cobspace' . Cobspace can be described as a heavenly state of being where the mind is overridden by serenity and grace brought on by a mix of cheese coma and meat sweats and is often hinted at where the person is laying spread eagles on a couch, eyes staring at the distance and cheese dangling lazily from their mouth as their shirt rides up over their bellies. While with careful consideration is always applied, extreme cobphilisits will often engage in sexual copulation with cobs to feel a deeper connection with their spirituality and their attachment to cob. While we have no problems with this, Cobfessions must advise that it is not undertaken after cooking as the mix of heat and cheese can cause substantial burns to sensitive areas.
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Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂