clownballer Tee
The antagonist of paintball events and games, where they play for ego instead of honor. Not all clown ballers follow this path. There are those that wear colorful bouncy pants that display the utmost display of integrity and honor. The righteous few understand this, and are accepted by the great Layzar, but may or may not be blessed depending on dupontious the great's convictions at the time of judgement. There are those that robe themselves in the cloth of thier enemies, all the blessings of a clown enjoys, but behind the trigger a blessed warrior who smites the wicked. In generalities a clownballer is a mindset and way of life where one's accomplishments on the field comes at the price of teamates, quality of play, dishonor, to achieve a fake ego boosting status of self worth. You can find these Dbags sporting any GI gear, patches or sponsorships. Usually talking thier game like they are the best ballers in the world, like nobody has done it before. But really the first indicator is bright colors but do not let that be the determining factor. They will often promote themselves on social media platforms like tweeter, vanity tome, or metube. The more likes and views generally means they are a bigger dbags and think they are better than the general population of paintballers they supposedly represent. Oh, they usually get really butt hurt when they lose a match.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.