Claudia Tee
Claudia is a beautiful tanned skin Italian girl whose beauty and figure has her as the most sought after girl at Santa Maria College. Some people say she has slight autism due to her weird traits. The following are just some of her traits, just in case you want to marry a Claudia. -addiction to almonds -obsession with symmetry -great at maths -talks to animals and not humans -insensitivity to very hot utensils -reads from the center of the page, left eye reads left words from the left and right reads words from the right -constantly seen writing, drawing, fidgeting for something to do -scared of clowns or dolls with big eyes -the plate must be in proportion to the meal, eg: a chicken wing on a massive plate?- fill up the plate or use a smaller one -unable to mix food together on the same plate- salad separate, foods with sauce separate to the rest -drinks tea only from thick rimmed glass tea cups -addiction to chapsticks/lipgloss -must shower before bed -can't sleep in messy room/house -hates public toilets,if desperate she squats on top without touching the seat (it's hygienic and builds your quads), also feet squatting is a good method but leaves shoe prints on the seat- not nice at all -cannot drive a dirty car -loves reading the newspaper daily.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition