Citrux Tee
One with supreme authority who sees all & knows all, this name is the best of the best, it describes one of such magnitude that it can't compare with any name. A 20 inch holder, a sigma male, chaddest chad, unbeatable record of winning in dressing games, a 360noscope cumgun, hot & sexy, so irresistible, IQ above 2000, a man who was gifted with magical hands, said to be a sexual deviant who can make the ladies tremble with delight at the pleasures protruding from his fingers. Make every man in the room with him jizz their pants, they die. Rumors & media say he got a pp the size of Jupiter & a big round spankable ass, its an honor to meet this man. The manliest man to ever exist. The C in citrux stands for cute as he makes nothing but cute babies if you ever decide to do the mating process with this man. A citrux without pants is automatically a win in every situation but that only happens if your name starts with an É because that’s the only person who’s able to get him so horny p.s: ily elise u cutest mf ever with ur flawless existence <3333
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating