cigaretiquette Tee
Preamble: Whereas smokers have been relegated to the status of second-class citizens and thus have a fraternal bond to one another, the intent of this statute is to promote the spirit of the society of smokers and prevent abuse of the same. Definitions: Bum: One who asks for a cigarette Holder: One who has cigarettes (1) - A holder is obligated to provide a cigarette to a bum upon request given in a reasonably polite way, UNLESS: (A) - The bum has already requested one or more cigarettes from the holder in the course of a 24-hour period, OR (B) - The bum is notorious, OR (C) - "Last Smoke Exception" : The holder has only a single cigarette left. (D) Sections (1)(A-C) do not apply if the bum is a hot. (2) - Upon receipt of a cigarette, a bum is obligated to engage the holder in polite conversation UNTIL: (A) - A reasonable time lapses, OR (B) - The holder signals that no further conversation is necessary (3) - A holder is always obligated to provide a light to a bum.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
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