Chuck Norris Tee
The manliest person on earth Facts about Chuck Norris: -Chuck Norris was born on may 6, 1945. Nazi Germany surrendered the next day. (Look it up) -Even after getting his ass kicked by Bruce Lee, he was still the manliest person on earth. (He still is) -When Chuck was only a few months old, he got sick and sneezed. That sneeze is now known as Hiroshima. When he was in his 20's, he sneezed again. That sneeze is now known as Tsar Bomba. -There was once actually life on mars. Then there was Chuck Norris on mars. -Many people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. -Chuck Norris won a staring contest with Slenderman. -Most people cut butter with a knife. Chuck Norris can cut a knife with butter. -Chuck Norris once played a game of russian roulette with all the bullets in (and went first). He won. -Chuck Norris was once bitten by a snake. The snake died 2 days later. -Whenever Chuck Norris steps on a Lego, the Lego cries. -Chuck Norris acted in Star Wars. His role was the Force. -Chuck Norris has a gmail account. It is: gmail@chucknorris(dot)com -Chuck Norris does not do push-ups; he just pushes the earth down. -Under his beard, there is only another fist. - Before the boogyman goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris. -When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into a Chuck Norris. -Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land. -Chuck Norris does not need a GPS. He decides where he is.
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Customer Reviews
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!