Chuck Norris Tee
The manliest person on earth Facts about Chuck Norris: -Chuck Norris was born on may 6, 1945. Nazi Germany surrendered the next day. (Look it up) -Even after getting his ass kicked by Bruce Lee, he was still the manliest person on earth. (He still is) -When Chuck was only a few months old, he got sick and sneezed. That sneeze is now known as Hiroshima. When he was in his 20's, he sneezed again. That sneeze is now known as Tsar Bomba. -There was once actually life on mars. Then there was Chuck Norris on mars. -Many people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. -Chuck Norris won a staring contest with Slenderman. -Most people cut butter with a knife. Chuck Norris can cut a knife with butter. -Chuck Norris once played a game of russian roulette with all the bullets in (and went first). He won. -Chuck Norris was once bitten by a snake. The snake died 2 days later. -Whenever Chuck Norris steps on a Lego, the Lego cries. -Chuck Norris acted in Star Wars. His role was the Force. -Chuck Norris has a gmail account. It is: gmail@chucknorris(dot)com -Chuck Norris does not do push-ups; he just pushes the earth down. -Under his beard, there is only another fist. - Before the boogyman goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris. -When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into a Chuck Norris. -Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land. -Chuck Norris does not need a GPS. He decides where he is.
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Customer Reviews
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum