chrystofer Tee
although not the traditional christopher, a bit more unique, however don’t get it twisted, this man is hot as hell and will make you fall in love at first sight with his heart melting smile and lightskin rizz. he may or may not be vertically challenged, but if he is then use that to your advantage!! good things come in small packages and this is extremely true with this guy. not only is he extremely attractive but his personality will truly lure you in. he’s shy, sweet, but can also be quite playful and daring if tempted. from hand kisses to elevator make out sessions, he knows how to satisfy you and treat you well in any situation. when you’re with him you’ll feel like you’re just chilling with your best friend, with him there’s no judgment, just love. you don’t have to be afraid to have long deep conversations with him, he’s open to anything and will love you regardless. he will definitely have you crushing on him more than once, and what isn’t there to love? he’s perfect in every way. a true gem in this world of sad eboy rejects and twinks. make sure to hold on to him, because you’ll regret it if you let him slip from your grasp
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.