Christian Tee
-Stuck up, spoiled, immature, metrosexual college kid who goes to a school with a 3:1 guy-girl ratio. -Cannot leave his room without applying hair gel and bathing in cheap cologne. -Brags about his beer pong and raslin prowesses to anyone that will listen. -Does not hesitate to hit females. -Crudely and awfully attempts to emulate the personalities of others around him. -Has not gone a weekend without his mother stopping by the dorm. -Convicted bro-rapist -Pizza bandit -Better eyebrows than David Hasselhoff -Wears the same stupid a&f shirt to parties cuz it worked on one girl...in middle school -Only physical activity is a cheap pussy ass immatation of kung fu called vale tudo..."the UFC fighting man!" -Spends 10 hours a day playing some shitty MMORPG -Laughs like a emphazemic old woman -Contemplates nestling his popped collars -Currently half pops his collars -Jumps when shootin pong (the fairy hop) -Makes poor old relatives wait in his dorm while he finishes homework -Refuses to leave the room when his roomate has his beautiful girlfriend over for the weekend -Certified hallway roamer
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum