Chloe Tee
A girl who will swear she’s “so drama free” while actively living in the middle of it like it’s her full-time job. She’ll gas you up, call you her bestie, and say you deserve the world… and then somehow literally fall into your ex’s DMs like it was an accident. Not once, not twice—just “oops, I slipped” straight into a full conversation. A Chloe is the CEO of “it’s not what it looks like.” Claims she didn’t mean anything by it, didn’t think it was a big deal, and definitely didn’t expect it to turn into drama… even though that’s exactly what happens every time. If there’s a way to be involved while pretending not to be involved, she’s already three steps ahead. Also fully convinced she’s one post away from influencer fame. Will spend 20 minutes picking a caption, post like she has a fanbase waiting, and then check her likes like it’s breaking news… meanwhile it’s just her mom and a couple family members keeping her going. Still hits you with “you guys have been asking for this” like there’s a crowd. A Chloe can turn any situation into a “why is this happening to me” moment. Will cry, explain, half-apologize, and somehow leave you confused about why YOU feel bad. Master of “I didn’t mean it like that” (she did) and “I would never do that” (she already did). Not a villain… just accidentally always exactly where she shouldn’t be.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition