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Chicken Tee

The principle of the game of Chicken is that while either player prefers not to yield to each other, the outcome where neither player yields is the worst possible outcome for both players. The game has origins in which two drivers drive towards each other on a collision course: one must swerve or both may die in the crash but if one driver swerves and the other does not the one who swerved will be called a “chicken,” meaning coward. This article is about the sexual variation of the game usually played by teenagers, in which male players usually lose to female players. Two players sit cross-legged on the floor opposite to each other and each player rests their hand on their opponent’s ankle. When the game begins the players begin to sensually move their hand up their opponent’s leg toward their “private parts.” Male players can move their hand toward their female opponent’s vagina or breast but usually choose the breast. The player that calls “Chicken” first surrenders and loses the game. Male players usually lose because the thought of laying their hand on their female opponent’s breast combined with her hand moving slowly up his thigh causes him to have an erection and causing him to surrender before his opponent touches his erect penis. However the male player doesn’t always lose; sometimes female players feel insecure about boys touching their breasts or vagina. The game can be played with same sex players as well. Variants of the game include punishing the losing player, such as “Strip Chicken” in which the “Chicken” has to remove an article of clothing for each round of the game they lose and sometimes rules are included that say the game cannot end until one player is completely naked and / or the loser can’t get dressed again until they do something humiliating. Another variant that involves punishing the loser is “Spank the Chicken” in which the loser’s bottom is spanked by the winner. The winner usually chooses the number of smacks and the implement used but conditions are usually set before the game begins such as the maximum number of smacks, banned implements and sometimes whether the loser’s bottom is to be spanked bare or fully or partially clothed. An extreme variant is sexual partners engage in a wild sexual activity and the player surrender because of awkwardness, discomfort or pain is the winner’s sex slave the next time the people have sex. Again conditions are usually set before the game begins.

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

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Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

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