Cheninitis Tee
Cheninitis is a mild medical condition characterized by transient physical discomfort following the overindulgence in chilled white wine. May be regionally referred to as Chardonitis or Sauvignon Flu. Clinical Features: Symptoms typically begin within hours of consumption and may include: - Gastroesophageal reflux or mild heartburn due to wine acidity - Facial flushing and a sensation of mild overheating despite drinking a cold beverage - Mild euphoria followed by transient melancholia — sometimes called “the Chardonnay slump” -Dry mouth and dehydration, especially the following morning - Questionable decisions and overzealous charcuterie pairing - Social loquacity followed by sudden fatigue or withdrawal Diagnosis: Diagnosis is clinical and based on history of recent cold white wine consumption in excess, often confirmed by the presence of empty bottles and enthusiastic dinner photos on social media. Management: - Hydration with water or electrolyte solutions - Rest in a cool, quiet environment - Analgesia (e.g., ibuprofen or paracetamol) as needed - Avoidance of further white wine consumption until full recovery - Gentle exercise and bland food may aid recovery Prognosis: Excellent. Symptoms typically resolve within 12–24 hours with conservative measures. Recurrence is common, particularly in social or brunch settings.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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