Chemtrail Tee
A gas and nano-particle mixture typically sprayed behind an unmarked non-commercial airplane or group of airplanes with the goal of creating a mesh-like structure over the sky in a specific area. The gas and nano-particle mixture then expands over several hours and forms a silky-white film coverage quite like an umbrella. The purpose of these “umbrellas” sprayed all over the world has not yet been validated. Some sources suggest that the spraying is designed to combat global warming, however this theory is incorrect due to studies of raw climate data presented by environmental experts (not paid by governments to misrepresent data) which correctly show the world has been experiencing a global cooling phase since 1999. Other sources suggest the spraying is based on a plan with a desired sinister result. This theory is closer to the truth due to environmental testing which has shown irrefutable proof that certain dangerous compounds directly related to the spraying are massively increasing in the air, water and ground. The misidentification of chemtrails as contrails (water/ice vapor trails from an airplane engine) indicates a public intelligence gap coupled with a planned structured system of denial. Whistle blower attempts to inform the public and governmental agencies of the hidden program and massively negative environmental impact have had limited effect due to the structured denial system from government, coupled media and coupled scientific segments.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition