Cheffin Tee
Way of life. It's frat stacking your beers or wearing costa del mars. It's getting baked and sitting on your couch all day long. It's knocking up a hot chick, just to make some skinny ass red head punk cry. It's getting wasted on the beaches of Sea Side Florida at 3 in the afternoon. It's taking your shirt off in a nice restaurant because you don't know where the hell you are. It's Spring Break 2010 and 2011 and 20etc. It's a chick with nice jugs rubbing your legs down with tanning lotion. It's some drunk guy telling you he's Captain Randy and that he is gunna show you one hell of a night. It's no shoes and no socks when it's below 60 degrees. It's frisbee golf after a nice pound of grass. Having BBQ in the front yard when its colder than a witches tit outside. It has nothing to do with the movie Juno. It is dank. It is a slurpee on a 4th of july.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition