cheerleader Tee
Slutty bitches who crave attention. It's said they couldn't be able to live without it, however this theory has never been proven due to the fact they get mass amounts of attention anyway for carrying the shallow, clone-like personalities they've acquired over the years. Why does this get them attention? Because it's a pretty big deal when the quarterback's condoms all breaks and half the team gets pregnant. They're generally stupid and aren't able to think for themselves. They swallow anything right up that's mainstream or what someone tells them they should like. They look at other non-cheerleaders as far below them and, when joining a cheer squad, generally stop being friends with those who have not crossed over to the evils of cheerleading. Because they are the superior race, they believe only in wearing extremely bright colors, and, when going out on a limb in wearing a darker color, risk the rejection of their fellow cheerclones. They cheer for the sport because they aren't able to actually play for the sport. They claim it takes great athletic ability and muscle, cordination, and hard work to cheer. Sadly, this is not in the slightest bit accurate. Most cheerleaders are fat and ugly, craving the acceptance of other human beings. The ones that aren't fat and fugly only cheer because they think they're far hotter than they actually are and would like to show it off by wearing a "uniform" where everyone gets to see their panties. However what makes me laugh the most at these pathetic life forms, is that they claim none of this is true.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨