chav Tee
Complete and utter waste of space. Recent (couple of years) incursion into British culture is the "Chav." There are two forms of this word; Chav = Cheltenam Average Chav = Council House and Violent I'm sure everyone has heard of these tosspots, but if you aren't quite sure.. Perhaps this will jog your memory? - Pitiful IQ, of which barely rivals an amoeba. - Burburry baseball cap, always worn at an angle - Utmost idiocy and unbelievably annoying abuse of the English language. - Tracksuits or other branded clothing such as Addidas or Reebok. - Bling Central. At least one golden coloured ring on each finger, a couple of chains. - In order to become a chav you must first be either really short, really lanky or incredibly fat (normally chavettes) - Huge groups of complete remedials. - Immensely tacky clothing, complete with retarded gestures when speaking to a fellow zombie. - Normally in groups of 10 or more, you can often see the whole group fighting each other just for the hell of it or all beating on some innocent bystander who happened to look in their general direction. -Only nutrition comes from fast food restaurants, most classic being McDonalds. Often because it's all they can afford. Basically, if you have seen Shaun of The Dead, chavs are the zombies + burberry + bling + 9 other companions - 200 braincells. A group of chavs often take a while to decide what to do. This is due to the fact that the sharing of the single brain cell they have takes a while to get passed on to each "person." All chavs should be exterminated. Shoot at will, innit.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating