chav Tee
A term used to describe southern England teenagers whose features include: -extensive vocabulary and the ability to pronounce words with as many as 3 syllables such as “cigarette” or “gimme-chips”. -artistic skill, demonstrated by the graffiti adorning their vehicle of choice, the Chaviot. -constructive skill; this comprises mostly of the deconstruction of a Vauxhall Nova into a Chaviot: a Vauxhall Nova-turned-urinal (the glovebox is used for larger excraments) -inexpensive trainers -Flammable hoodies -"Gold" chains which end up being made of iron and start to rust. -breeding children in order to obtain free accomodation -only fear being Norton AntiChav and anybody over 5 foot tall. -a desire to look like medusa (or at least to turn people to stone by spitting at them) -use of the word batty boy when a member of the public does not turn over their phone. -a magnetic attraction to fast food outlets. -applying the word racist to anybody who disagrees with their agenda. -Courage; proportional to number of Chavs congregated with them, or Chavs-per-kfc. -Music taste; Hippie Hop, Rap, RnB Break dancing (which originated from Chavs trying to steal tyre-plates off moving vehicles).
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Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
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My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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