Chauvanist Tee
1: A fucking idiot who is only attracted to certain bodyparts instead of to the opposite sex for being living things of the opposite sex. they brag and loud-mouth how 'straight' they are because theyre so into pussy, tits, ass, etc... These are often the same kind of assholes who usually come out of he closet 10-20 years later. or they go around dehumanizing women and viewing them as meat instead. Focusing on looks and sex, the same way a dog would judge a couch-cushion before humping it and then chewing it. or theyre the kind of assholes who turn out to be sex-offenders of somekind. 2: Their loud abnoxious sense of pride is a display to others as a way of desperately trying to prove how straight they are and brag about how much, pussy, ass or tit they get and the more they get the straighter it makes them. But they only have so much to prove because they have even more to hide. Like the whore bitch that brags about all the cocks she gets but is secretly trying to cover the fact that she's a lesbian or some kind of pervert. 3: Chauvanists can come in all genders, races and sexualities, but always bully virgins and slander them as being gay, when the Cahuvanists themselves are truly the ones who are queers simply trying to hide by projected what they are onto an innocent victim to try and reassure everyone of their status in the heard of mouse-dicked jack-asses.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating