chatham middle school Tee
Chatham Middle School is the pinnacle epitome of rich white kids with an ever-expanding rapacity for a peaceful, gossip-free, and lacrosse-filled life. The average CMS boy can typically found play sports or buying shoes. Typically, Chatham boys are asinine, as well as stupid and can usually be found in classes they can't pass. Most Chatham a Middle School boys are desprately horny and are usually found hooking up then go telling the whole school. They throw around words like "faggot" without any regard for anyone else who could be offended. Chatham girls can typically be found posting selfies to Instagram, then bitching about how it's "so rough." They usually listen to generic pop music and wear clothes from such stores as: Abrecrombie, Forever 21, and occasionally, Justice (don't ask; it baffles me too). They like to say things like: "This is so rough!", "Sure, I'll hook up with you, even though you just hooked up with fifteen other girls and probably contracted an STD," and "Sodapop is so hot". The school's health classes are flawed, as half the school smokes. The staff treats its kids as if they're inmates and only teach them useful information half the time. Everyone bullied each other and makes even the most beautiful of people think they're ugly. They tell you high school is going to be harder but give a half-assed effort trying to prepare you for it. Every rushes into a relationship with people they barely know, and they only do it for attention. Fuck CMS.
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Customer Reviews
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
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