CDOG Tee
Clint or cdog277 is a man of many names. But the only names he responds are :Cunt, Clit, C-Bitch, C-Shit, or my personal favorite, Super ass hole sucker gawk gawk lvl. 9000. How did he get these nick names? Well it came from years of research and intense field studies. In order to understand a cdog, you must first BE a cdog. Yes that does mean you’ll have to be extremely shitty at quick scopes in MW2, not know a single thing about SMITE, and simultaneously suck 2 dicks at once. Impossible right? Well not for the mighty cdog himself. Cdog will single handily give you a reach around and ruin your K/D in any game with no questions ask. Oh what’s that? You thought you were about to pick up that 100 boost in rocket league? Nope cdog fuckin beat you to it again. Where did “cdog” originate from? His roots are strong with bad WiFi, excuses, brothels, and butt plugs. Cdog will talk mad shit on anyone and anything then instantly get shit on, it’s truly a spectacle to watch. How can I become a “cdog” or a “Clint” or a “bitch boi cbiscuit”? Well it’s actually really easy. Just sit in your racing gaming chair, put a big ole phat limp chode in your mouth, get the GB station ready, put your headset on, and now you’re ready to cuss out anyone who’s far less superior than you on Xbox! Easier than you thought right!? What sucks is that cdog AKA clint is ACTUALLY incredibly good at video games and is fucking stupid smart.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂