Cash to Task Tee
To carry an amount of money necessary to accomplish a task as per a previous quote. Used as a defense and safety mechanism against upselling or against people misrepresenting the cost of a particular good or service. Often used with escorts or sex workers to prevent on the spot bartering for services. In the example below, the Mark inquires about rates, he gets an answer and signals to the Provider his disinterest in bartering when they meet. He says he will only bring enough cash to cover the quoted price, so if the Provider has additional services available, he should know about them in advance. The Provider can then quote an upgrade program (as seen somewhat ambiguously below) or point the mark to another resource. Ideally, a detailed online resource is best for avoiding incriminating dialog, hence the terse nature of the discussion. The Mark is dissatisfied with the answer knowing that some providers may scale rapidly from $50 to as much as $2000 for a particular interest. Nota bene: Cash to Task is a safety precaution for both parties. Carrying excess cash can increase tension and draw unwanted attention from parties not intended to be involved in the transaction. Note bene 2: Cash to Task does NOT excuse you from an appropriate tip. It just means don't try and be a hot-shot by carrying a stupidly excessive and dangerous amount of money where it's not needed. Take care of your Provider (employee, server, waiter, waitress, etc.) and they should take care of you.
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Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
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Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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