carolina Tee
A girl who enjoys a cold glass of lemonade while reading Ernest Hemingway on her grandaddys porch. She is someone who feels classy while ice skating beacuse of the long glides she takes. When she smokes out in her garage she likes the feeling of her dogs fur against her face. Sometimes she has a weird reaction to certain things and reacts by twitching and making strange grunting noises, which can be very attractive. She belives that almost anything can be solved with come glitter and a few advil's. When her Marc Jacob sunglasses get dirty she will lick them clean because she doesnt like to waste water. She also plays an active part in her community by paying the mexican with a cleft lift money for the tasty oranges he sells by the road. On Sunday mornings you can probably find her eating a bagel and lox at the local cafe, even though that is usually a weird thing for her kind to do. When she is older she will be a part time drug dealer, who will eventually get her teaching credential, then travel around the world with her best friend. She will marry a black hippie with dreds and who will always wear a cowboy hat and talk about politics with her. He will not vote for Obama, but for Hillary, which is a rare thing to find. When Oprah's time has come her life will partially be fuffilled and from that point on she knows life will be good. She will always be fabulous and nothing less.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.