carolina Tee
A girl who enjoys a cold glass of lemonade while reading Ernest Hemingway on her grandaddys porch. She is someone who feels classy while ice skating beacuse of the long glides she takes. When she smokes out in her garage she likes the feeling of her dogs fur against her face. Sometimes she has a weird reaction to certain things and reacts by twitching and making strange grunting noises, which can be very attractive. She belives that almost anything can be solved with come glitter and a few advil's. When her Marc Jacob sunglasses get dirty she will lick them clean because she doesnt like to waste water. She also plays an active part in her community by paying the mexican with a cleft lift money for the tasty oranges he sells by the road. On Sunday mornings you can probably find her eating a bagel and lox at the local cafe, even though that is usually a weird thing for her kind to do. When she is older she will be a part time drug dealer, who will eventually get her teaching credential, then travel around the world with her best friend. She will marry a black hippie with dreds and who will always wear a cowboy hat and talk about politics with her. He will not vote for Obama, but for Hillary, which is a rare thing to find. When Oprah's time has come her life will partially be fuffilled and from that point on she knows life will be good. She will always be fabulous and nothing less.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨