Carlton Tee
Carlton is the type of guy you get when you mix the band geek with the star football quarterback. Nice, considerate of others, a great taste of music with a classical twist, and nerdy in some areas, yet VERY good looking, confident (sometimes cocky), and at the peak of his game. He understands the fundamentals of what it means to be a decent human being: he’ll open the door for you, pull out your chair for you, and bring your mom flowers; basically, chivalry done right. Don’t get the wrong idea though, this isn’t a “nice guy” pushover kind of fellow - he needs nothing from you. We’re talking six-pack abs, bulging biceps, hair beyond the wildest dreams of any girl, and a chin so sharp Gordon Ramsey himself sharpens his knives on it. His height will dwarf you, too, so you’ll want to bring a stepping stool along for the date. (Yes, even if you think you’ll ONLY want to hug him. Which you won’t.) Those handsome brown eyes have accounted for at least 15 of the missing persons cases last year alone, as a few too many girls got lost staring into them. He’s always presentable, often overdressed, but completely comfortable in whatever element you plop him into. He’ll take his time to listen and care for you on an individual level, and you can consider yourself one lucky girl if you get a stab at him.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂