Canada's History tee
One of the most depraved sexual acts possible, comprising raptophilia, food play, coprophilia, and bestiality (with optional necrophilia). To perform a Canada's History: track down and forcefully detain a Prime Minister of Canada (living or deceased), then strip him or her naked except for a tuque on the head. Cover all participating members with maple syrup. (The syrup should be slightly warmed for lubrication and comfort.) Spread beaver fecal matter over the chest of each person, shaping the feces into a maple leaf. The live beaver should then be passed around to each participant who may kiss, embrace, or sodomize the animal as they please. The beaver's tail can be used to flagellate the Prime Minister if he or she is unwilling to perform any steps. Participants may then assume their favourite copulative positions, although "O Canada" should be continually sung, or at least hummed if the mouth is obstructed. The Canada's History is a shockingly offensive and explicit ritual. Despite this, it gains popularity online for its adventurous and hardcore qualities, and will most surely be a commonplace term on internet fetish sites within the next couple years.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
You might also like
Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!