Calista Tee
Calistas are mostly born in January and October. Calista is a gift that cannot be found anywhere eles in anyone’s life. She is known for killing an already dead conversation but somehow is always able to pull a certain someone to keep texting her. She has made countless boys drool over her. Calista is insanely beautiful, though she has always said otherwise. Her eyes are the most beautiful pair one can ever have. She would make any guy stop for a minute to appreciate her model-like beauty. She does absolutely nothing but always made that certain someone smile just by her mere presence. Don’t you see that you are quite beautiful? Are you not the most gorgeous girl on Earth? I honestly think so. She will never see what most guys see, inside and out. Calista is also known for being a midget. She gets all defensive and violent when she's mad and it’s honestly really hard not to smile when that happens. Calista is someone every guy wants to protect only because she’s secretly fragile at heart. Calista may be a handful, but something in her is always there to catch every guys’ attention. She is the most forgiving soul with a soft heart. She makes it so hard for a guy to stay away and not pull her into a bone crushing hug. She has made a lot of hearts skip a beat and she will never know how much she means to them. To the lucky guy who gets the opportunity to take this literal princess out, make sure she enjoys every moment of her life.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂