butt-punk Tee
A white male teen aged to late 20's that dresses like an aspiring rap star, rides around in some 4 cylinder import POS with graphics, tail fin, and exhaust pipe that makes the car sound like a sewing machine. The car has an obnoxious sound system that pumps out the latest rap crap, and rims and tires that usually cost more than what the car is worth. Acts black,talks black, dresses black(sideways hat that is 2 sizes to big with a bandana under it, pants 3 sizes to big so when he walks he has to keep his hands around the belt line so they don't fall down and show his boxers, and rope chains around his neck. He wonders why he can only get a job flippin burgers at Mickey Dee's or delivering pizza for Dominos cause he's just tryin to keep it real, when really, he looks like the total poser a-hole he really is. Sometimes has very short buzz cut hair and stupid looking facial hair(if the little pussy can actually grow it)
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating