Bush Wookie Tee
The name a growing population of diabolical yet kind creature who roam first person shooter games with a soft fur that resembles a bush, their arms are sniper rifles and their genitals are detachable and are used to stab enemies in desperate measures, their behavior consists of: camping,acting like bushes, killing humans first, suicidal behavior, they love to be in vehicals that are stationary, they are armed with smoke grenades, they do a care package ritual dance and dont do anything until the last 0:45 seconds search and destroy games. -\\how to be a bush wookie//- PERK1: Ghost (your fur that cant be seen by spy planes or u.a.v.'s) PERK2: Anything of your choice PERK3: Ninja (to keep you silent from your prey) PRIMARY WEAPON: Any sniper rifle SECONDARY WEAPON: Ballistic Knife, or Crossbow or silenced handgun (NO DUAL HANDGUNS) LETHAL: tomahawk TACTICAL: smoke bombs EQUIPMENT: claymore FACE PAINT: depends on terrain
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means