BUSH Tee
George W. Bush B43 Son of Barbara, a pretentious, arrogant, prep school prima donna PRIG; a stuttering, strutting, fly-by-night, profligate dime-store dandy candy snorting COKE HEAD; a business busting, pocket stuffing, incompetent, opportunist drunk turned show-time tin badge toting tough guy STOOGE; a careless, duty dodging, pseudo-faith based, lazy thinking, willfully ignorant red-neck GOMER; a compassionate hypocrite, a conservative fraud; an election tampering, constitution ignoring, back room pay-off practicing MANIPULATOR; a dyslexic, undisclosed location seeking, bomb-shelter diving scene stealing self-promoting GUMP; a daddy’s boy tail-coat riding half-breed aristocrat BOZO a parasitic socialite fop and putz TOPPER possessed of a ‘trust me because other wise you're against me and you know I'll go get someone to git even with ya’ attitude, SPAGHETTI WESTERNER; a bloody handed, budget surplus vaporizing administrative GREENHORN; a chicken hawk, sabre rattling SNAKE internationally recognized as a dangerously embarrassing diplomatic DOLT whose national political image largely stems from his willingness to be for 156 mostly ethnic men in Texas their KILLER when the civilized world forbids execution. A man shown as what he is when compared to American Heroes of his age group such as John Francis Kerry.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart