Burgergooch Tee
Burgergooch is an amazing word originating from bitlife. A burgergooch looks like an autistic horse and can usually be found stuffing their face with Texas bbq sauce Pringles. Burgergooches understand eachother all of the time. It’s a great adjective to use to describe your friends when they’re being REALLY special. Normally, burgergooches are brunette or blonde and fun fact; burgergooches don’t share their food. Even with their closest friends or family-only fellow burgergooches share food with one another. Don’t be offended if your friend doesn’t share food with you, she’s/he’s either a greedy pig or a burgergooch. DO NOT DISTURB A BURGERGOOCH WHEN SHE IS EATING it’s very dangerous as she will turn into an angry hippo!! Trust me you do not want to see that. A burgergooch has a big personality, all though they like to keep themselves to themselves. Don’t be fooled as burgergooches are very loud on the outside and usually have a very big mouth for speaking and of course the Pringles! Don’t mess with a burgergooch cos they’ll snap right back at your face. You mess with one burgergooch, you mess with all burgergooches. You can identify a burgergooch by their outfit. Most of the time, a burgergooches outfit is inspired by theyre food as a burgergooch feels very emotionally attached to most of the aisles in Asda. Especially the cookie aisles for some burgergooches. Food tech is a great opportunity to fit in the bbq Texas Pringles that they forgot to eat at break time.
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Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂