Buchon Tee
Mexican drug cartel "soldier" wannabe. They are normal people with normal jobs, until the weekend where they spend all their money on pissing contests. The way they dress is a combination of cowboy, Ed Hardy rhinestone-ridden tshirts, faux exotic leather boots and something resembling a bulletproof vest but made out of cloth; Like a purple rain era Prince / Cowboy Curtis / COD Black ops cover / reggaeton mashup. They have a cult for "Scarface", or any other fictional druglord, Buchanan's whiskey and cognac (which they rarely can afford) , italian brands of cars and clothing and a non-sanctioned by the catholic church saint called Jesús Malverde. They claim to be deeply rooted in a rural origin, but the absolute majority work at a maquiladora and have never worked the fields or seen a horse. The earliest depiction of what we can call a Proto-Buchon found origin in southern california, not in mexico as all claim, most probably in the plantation fields found between Indio and Coachella CA. where many people from Durango, Sinaloa and Michoacan where struck by the contemporary approach of "Chalino" Sanchez over the regional music. Mostly all the iconography, myths and fashion are manufactured in the United States for that audience, as an industry that feeds that imagery and false hope to all those legal an illegal field workers; Then, as they send their money, they also send that ideology and sociocultural bastardization to mexico.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂