BubbleGum Princess Tee
*As Defined by Shelton Dictionary* BubbleGum Princess (n.) - defined as a girl, usually in late teens or early twenties who believe that their presence on earth is a grace to all of mankind, and that wherever they may wander, a plush, velvety red carpet (usually sprinkled with glitter and/or petals of extremely exotic and rare, expensive flowers) should be infinitely rolled out to stretch beyond the reach of human eye for their pretty little feet adorned with all sorts of polish on manicured toes. Heaven forbid a BubbleGum Princess not get her way, for all havoc and hell with be freed upon the realm of earth. A man will shrink inches, sometimes feet, to a small procurement of nothing taller than 2'' in height. It is VERY important to give her the way she desires, or you WILL be sorry. The BubbleGum Princess species is one which requires continuous and constant attention from, usually a male species, that she hand selects herself and "zones in on". BubbleGum Princesses usually hand-select the members of the male species which dedicate the most attention and focus to them. BubbleGum Princesses will also request constant communication by any technological means necessary, up to, but not including: Cellular, Landline, Skype, Text, and/or sometimes, email. If you find yourself in the path of beginning a relationship with a member of the BGP species, be sure to free up your agenda first. The best way to satisfy a BGP is to pay her LOTS of attention (pretty much ALL of it), and ALWAYS listen as she speaks, for she will most likely ask you to repeat it, 9 times out of 10, verbatim. If you find yourself in contact with a BGP, exercise extreme caution, as these creatures are like opposums, once they are agitated, you've pretty much screwed yourself into getting clawed/bitten to death.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.