Bruno Tee
The boyfriend you always wanted to have. Dark-haired, smart and cuddly infosec nerd, he has a soft spot for cats and, well, he himself is the cutest of cats. He especially likes kitties with an odd meow that wear a bib with a carrot. Like a kitten, he loves to interrupt whatever you're busy with — doing your makeup, cooking, getting dressed. Curious and unruly, careless and cheeky. Often he does not understand sarcasm. Genuine in his will to always do what he wants, and only the way he wants. Moody and moony. Will talk about infosec stuff with such a burning enthusiasm that he stumbles over his words. A magnet that attracts positivity wherever you go: waiters smile, shop assistants are friendlier, cats approach. Detached from reality, you can find him daydreaming and, as a result, he is always late for appointments and gets lost. This, of course, only makes him cuter. "Cute" and "wholesome" are the words to describe a Bruno. If you know one, he surely loves pixel art, junk food and drinking Club Mate or Red Bull — also has a thing for all those sugary sodas with disgusting flavors. Not the best ping-pong player, but the best CTF player. I would burn empires for Bruno.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.