Bruce Tee
The most incredible guy you'll ever meet. He probably has beautiful blue eyes that you get lost in. He's the PERFECT combination of cute, adorable, funny, hot, attractive, & is overall incredibly amazing. Once you meet him, you'll never want to let him go. And rightly so. No other guy in this entire universe could ever compare to the love and care he'll bring to your heart. Every time you see Bruce's lovely smile or hear his perfect laugh, your heart will be filled with joy and your brain will race around in circles. Bruce is the right guy to spend the rest of your life with. He will respect you and defend you, along with your kids & pets. He has outstanding looks and an outstanding personality. Bruce's hands and warm hug will embrace you in a world full of love and a universe full of memories that last forever. Even if you and Bruce get into fights, big or small, he will always be there. That's just a small fraction of what makes him so much different from the rest. Most guys will be dicks and leave you over the small things. Bruce, however, is so kind and caring. He is understanding and will always care for you more than you can ever imagine. There may be times when it seems like he hates you, but I promise that no matter what happens Bruce will always stay by your side. And that's just a small part of why I love him. Everything is too much to put into here. No words in any language could ever describe how much I am truly in love with this amazingly breathtaking person.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating