Bromosexual Tee
(1.) The Bromosexual, or Bro by abbreviation, is a heterosexual man who enjoys the social company of his close friends more than anybody else currently in that man's social surroundings. Often times he will have a few different groups of male friends to socialize with just in case of being rejected or exiled from one or more groups. These types of men tend to be lacking in overall life stability, poor career standing, and are highly prone to not only making horrible life decisions but also repeating said mistakes without claiming responsibility. A Bromosexual typically seeks out attention from those who can regularly supply his consumption habits whether it be food, alcohol, drugs, etc without any cost the the bromosexual. Bros are also noted for not having drivers license nor utility bills in their names. Oftentimes bromosexuals will not have empathy towards former bromosexuals who have paired with a woman for marriage, and will instead attempt to hide their shallow emotions by pretended the former bro is "whipped"! (2.) A young male that refuses to accept female interaction within a social group mostly made up of males and will often times become emotionally unstable when the other males of the group 10 to leave for female interaction. (3.) Formerly an athlete in his youth, a bromosexual will usually encompass the environment of a bar or locations where either drugs or alcohol can be obtained, in hopes of joining other Bros to display dominance and incompetence.
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Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
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people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
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Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.