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n. (brah, broh) A (usually) Caucasian male who: Thinks he’s a badass, but has nothing much to do with his time but drink and hit on ugly girls. Acts gagsta, but is racist. Has more clothes than most girls. Is very protective of his shoes. Is homophobic. Always wears a cap of some kind. Usually with a flat brim that is turned ever so slightly to one side. Drives a big truck and/or thinks he’s from the bay. First seen in: Pretty Fly for a White Guy by The Offspring. Primary Habitat: Cali Signifying Markings: Famous brand anything, matching trucker hat and shoes, proudly displaying norcal or socal decals on their vehicles. Activities: Seen mostly in Frats (if they can get into college), going to bars and trolling for scratch (if they can live past 21), dancing like douche bags, and getting into fights. May refer to themselves as gangsta, hood, country, or any number of other misnomer. Likes: motor sports, 30 packs of light beer, bleach blond butterfaces, gagsta rap Dislikes: the police, smart people, hoppy lagers, all ales, parties with less than 200 people. Catch Phrases: “Brah,” “You don’t gotta lie to kick it,” “Effing,” and adding “-izzle” after every noun, using the word hyphee to describe clothing altogether too much. Synonyms: Townies
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Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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