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n. (brah, broh) A (usually) Caucasian male who: Thinks he’s a badass, but has nothing much to do with his time but drink and hit on ugly girls. Acts gagsta, but is racist. Has more clothes than most girls. Is very protective of his shoes. Is homophobic. Always wears a cap of some kind. Usually with a flat brim that is turned ever so slightly to one side. Drives a big truck and/or thinks he’s from the bay. First seen in: Pretty Fly for a White Guy by The Offspring. Primary Habitat: Cali Signifying Markings: Famous brand anything, matching trucker hat and shoes, proudly displaying norcal or socal decals on their vehicles. Activities: Seen mostly in Frats (if they can get into college), going to bars and trolling for scratch (if they can live past 21), dancing like douche bags, and getting into fights. May refer to themselves as gangsta, hood, country, or any number of other misnomer. Likes: motor sports, 30 packs of light beer, bleach blond butterfaces, gagsta rap Dislikes: the police, smart people, hoppy lagers, all ales, parties with less than 200 people. Catch Phrases: “Brah,” “You don’t gotta lie to kick it,” “Effing,” and adding “-izzle” after every noun, using the word hyphee to describe clothing altogether too much. Synonyms: Townies
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Customer Reviews
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
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