Britton Tee
Britton (BFK) noun A Britton is a highly advanced yet wildly inaccurate unit of distance measurement equal to about 75 miles… which is technically 71 miles… but for the sake of simplicity and road-trip morale, everyone rounds it up to 75. The Britton was created for drivers who refuse to deal with inconvenient things like precise math, GPS estimates, or basic honesty about how far away something actually is. Instead of saying “It’s a 1,000-mile drive,” experienced travelers convert everything into Brittons, because distances sound far less intimidating when expressed in mysterious units nobody fully understands. The official abbreviation is BFK. Very few people actually know what the “FK” stands for. The small group that does are said to be mythical, legendary individuals whose knowledge of the Britton system borders on ancient wisdom. They are extremely busy people doing far more importanter things, and therefore should not be bothered with trivial questions like this. Scientific-ish Formula: 1 Britton ≈ 75 miles (or 71 if you insist on ruining the inaccuracy of a Britton). Warning: Using Brittons may result in incorrect ETAs, mild confusion among passengers, and at least one person asking why you didn’t just say miles like a normal human.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂