Bridgeton Tee
A small pathetically deteriorating city in South Jersey and is considered the skid mark of Cumberland County. Normal people reluctantly drive through it to travel to more important cities the Garden State has to offer. It is composed of rednecks, wannabe gangsters, drug addicts, teen pregnancy, and your occasional college scholar who eventually moves out and never returns. While driving through the city please be careful for the natives tend to run in front of your car in the middle of the day either chasing after a ball or a female. Rotten collapsing structures, also known as historical sites are unpleasant to see and do not be surprised to see 10 or more underaged pregnant women with strollers carrying more children walking down one street. It is one of those cities where the only difference between a cop and a criminal is that a criminal makes more money... Illegal immigration and gang activity are considered hobbies and car insurance is encouraged for the possibility of a hit and run accident buy an intoxicated illegal motorist.....
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating