Brian And Jen Tee
Two people who should be together. Forever. Back in the early 10th century, all Brians who were born were immediately paired with Jens. All Jens were locked away in tall towers and told that if they built cool enough machinery they could get out to their Brians, and they had to have great adventures to get out. Some of them blew up the towers, some of them punched the guards to get out-- The Brians didn't always believe in the Jens, and grew up telling stories about towers guarded by dragons with damsels in them. This grew from one Jen who built a dragon to help her out of the tower. But sometimes Brians would find their Jens. One Brian knit a long rope all the way to the top to get his Jen out. In another case, the Dragon Jen found her Brian and flew away with him into the moon where they built those huge craters you see up there now. Modern Jens and Brians don't have the benefit of medieval matchmaking. They have to find each other on their own. Good luck, Brian and Jen.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means