Brenden Tee
A Brenden is generally considered to be a fake person that is completely out for himself despite acting like he is your friend. Brendens have a tendency to get the "ahh fuck it's" which is a caring disorder. Brendens also run their mouth causing you to have the irrestible urge to dog walk them. Brendans will fuck up things around me them in an attempt to sabotage ones workmanship and blatenly lie about the time it takes to fix it. Brendens also have a huge issue with throwing missy fits without realizing they look about as mature as a school yard sissy. The most was thing about a Brendens is that most of the time they seem alright borderline cool but their constant disrespectful behaviour cannot be tolerated. My advice is to bear a Brendens to submission immediately upon seeing one. Brendens even and mouth their own mothers to the people in public despite being in their mid 30"s and still living with mom. Brendens are very self destructive and quick to blame others for their own actions.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!