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breezy russian Tee

Items needed: frying pan, stove, thick comforter/blanket, hot pad, vodka. 1) Light the stove and put the empty frying pan on it to heat it up. 2) While the pan is heating up, have the person who wants to take the breezy russian (the victim) get on their hands and knees with the blanket draped over their back. 3) Once the frying pan is hot (you can drop a few drops of water on to it and see if they boil/evaporate) place the hot pad then the frying pan on the floor in front of the victim. 4) They should then take the blanket and bring it over their head and around the frying pan (don't touch the pan!) so that their entire body is under the blanket with the frying pan. (There should be no openings from under the blanket other than a little slack at the front that someone can reach their arm under) 5) Then someone else needs to reach under the blanket and pour 1-2 shots of vodka into the frying pan. 6) The hot frying pan will cause the vodka to start evaporating but the blanket will keep the vapors trapped so the victim needs to inhale them. 7) Once all of the vapors are gone there will still be a little bit of liquid left in the pan, this should then be poured into a shot and drank by the victim. I recommend only doing this with straight non-flavored vodka. The sugars in the flavored vodka cause a sticky film to stick to your face.

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

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Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

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The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

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Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

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hhfeqa v. Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J. Feb 27
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D. Feb 21
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The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..

Crystal D. Feb 19
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It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.

Kathleen J. Feb 14
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Love the short mine says bih on it

Neal N. Feb 11

this shit stays on during sex

asas a. Feb 8

Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨

Milan G. Jan 20
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