Breezy Point Tee
In the southern part of NYC is the small town of Breezy Point. this 2.5 mile long beach community is filled with 5 bars, a liquor store and little else. Kids start drinking at the age of 10 and don't stop till they die. Breezy is a place were hitchiking is still a way to get around and 4 kids on a hampton cruiser is normal. Summer days are spent with a few 30s of budlight and a bunch of friends laying on the beach, and nights are filled with kegs, parties in the dunes and of course house parties. There is a constant rivalry with the rockaway kids, from CYO in kindergarten to playing pong at the age of 40. Breezy is a place were when parents walk in on a house party they get pissed off cause they werent invited. Breezy is by far the sickest place in the world to spend the summer. All breezy kids go to one of the few catholic schools near us, all the kids who stay at Scholar's are shunned. We don't have cops and are stuck with the Dink's whose biggest threat is to take a teenagers beer away and call there parents. All the kids are sick at sports and get scholarships for w.e they play. Elk is a byword for february break, were the entire population leaves and goes skiing for a week, ruining at least one hotel. Were 40 year old men running down the beach at 2 am completely smashed lighting off fireworks is a normal sight. Nicknamed the Irish Rivera, everyone here is either irish or italian. Breezy point is a teenagers paradise.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
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This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
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Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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